Year One Archives

Theorems 1-5: Groundwork

1. Produce Paucity Postulate
2. Shopping-Shirking Supposition
3. Preposterous Plot Principle
4. Absurd Association Axiom
5. Constant Citation Corollary

Theorems 6-10: Early significant results

6. York's existence proposition
7. York's uniqueness proposition
8. Jame's uniqueness proposition*
9. Aorist's existence proposition
10. Aorist's uniqueness proposition
*Jame's uniqueness implies his existence.

Theorems 11-15: Apartment Disguise Scheme

11. Paperback premise (If ~P, then R)
12. Apartment Disguise Hypothesis (If P, Q)
13. Scheme Effect Denial (~Q)
14. Negation of Scheme (So, ~P)
15. Proof of Photosynthesis (So, R)

Theorems 16-20: Assorted Results

16. Omicron Introduction
17. Occupations and Wagers
18. Sid's Baking Soda Theorem
19. Mythical Misinformation Theorem
20. Aorist's Announcement

Theorems 21-30: Spellmaster York's Results

21. Cross-Scheme Interference
22. Redirection of Absurdity
23. Restaurants and their themes
24. Bee: Liln goes first
25. Bee: Sid's Bingo
26. Bee: York is stern but fair
27. Bee: Uncooperative Answers to legitimate questions.
28. Bee: Liln can't lose
29. Bee: Stephen's battle with ambiguity
30. Bee: Victory, Grapes, and Fiction