This strip reminds me of the time in college when Lewis lost his shoes, and I tricked him into thinking I had hidden them. It worked out well, because I found them before he did, and then moved them somewhere else.

I hope all of our readers have their shoes with them, and that each day in our all-too-brief lives will shine ever brighter for having felt thus.

If I had unlimited money and I had to spend it decadently, instead of helping people with it, I think one thing I would do is buy brand new socks every day. None of those falling apart socks.

Also, I'd totally hire a personal assistant to keep track of things for me, remind me of stuff I meant to do, etc.

This is more fun than thinking about having magic powers, because it is very slightly more likely that I have the means to buy new socks every day than that I can actually perform magic.