I heard that Cory Doctorow is having a book signing in San Francisco a couple weeks from now. Any fans from around there want to show up with me and hijack the event into being TerIslaCon 1? Doctorow's a known Terror Island fan himself, so he probably won't mind.

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How lackluster.