Happy birthday, Mike! I hope your birthday is full of surprises, as the old saying goes.

I was going to talk about how much I like playing the flute (I just had my fourth lesson), but I can't say "a lot" all that many times without getting bored. Instead, I will introduce a new point challenge for the fans.

10 points to the person who suggests the best present Jame could have received, 5 points to any particularly ingenious runners up. Suggestions should include the name of the gift-giver(s), a description of the gift, and, if necessary, an explanation of the gift. The submissions need to be in before Monday's update.