Look, a piece of paper with tiny lines on it! That takes me back. In the early days of Terror Island, we used to have a new random paper prop every week or so. I still have all of them.

I am a great discoverer, like Ferdinand Magellan or, umm, that guy who made dynamite out of bread mold.* I, my good friends, discovered tea. Maybe I'm more like Columbus discovering the New World, since I am far from the first person to discover tea. However, recently, I adopted a rule to drink only water. That was good until drinking only water got very boring. I decided that tea was about the closest to water a beverage can get, and also I'd been hearing good things about it. So, I started drinking tea. Some teas are quite delicious. I am still exploring the various types of tea, but red teas and mint teas have been pretty good so far.

In conclusion, if they give out awards for excellence in the field of discovery, I think I deserve one of them, since tea is, I think we can all agree, a worthwhile thing to discover.

*I am fully aware that Nobel invented dynamite, and that the bread mold thing was penicillin. This was just some of my patented humor stylings.