I would explain what "Türkçe konuşamıyorum" means, but then people would accuse me of mollycoddling the readers. Instead, I'll just point out that I advised you over a week ago to have a Turkish-English dictionary handy. Did you follow my advice?

Ben is taking the reigns of the comic for a few days, as I will be out of town with the possibility of no computer access. So we worked out the scripts a little ahead of time. However, we are not working out the title text ahead of time, so the title text for today and Friday will be surprises for me when I get to see them. Now I will know what our fans experience when they begin to hover the mouse over the strip.

Anticipation.